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February 2018

Not quite right!

From Parish Pump

These all come from a catholic elementary school test.

Kids were asked questions about the old and new testaments. The following statements about the bible were written by  children. They have not been retouched or corrected. Incorrect spelling has been left in.

1.     In the first book of the bible, guinessis. God got tired of creating the world so he took the sabbath off.

2.     Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree .
Noah's wife was Joan of ark. Noah built and ark and the animals came on in pears.

3.     Lots wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night.

4.     The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic genitals.

5.     Sampson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a jezebel like Delilah.

 6.     Samson slayed the philistines with the axe of the apostles.

7.     Moses led the Jews to the red sea where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients .

 8.     The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up to mount  cyanide to get the ten commandments

9.     The first commandments was when Eve told Adam to eat the  apple.
10.     The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.

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