The things people say
I think I’ll just put an “Out of Order” sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
Today is the oldest you’ve ever been, yet the youngest you’ll ever be, so enjoy the day while it lasts.
I’m not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.
Someday we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Definitions
A graveyard is a type of cemetery, but a cemetery is usually not a graveyard.