Patch
This is not my bald patch; it’s a solar panel for brain power.
A Day for Atheists?
An atheist complained to a Christian friend, “Christians have Christmas and Easter; and Jews have Passover and Yom Kippur; Muslims have Ramadan. EVERY religion has its holidays. But we atheists,” he said, “have no recognized holidays. It’s an unfair discrimination, and all just because we say there is no God.”
“Nonsense!” his friend replied, “You’ve had a special day in your honour for years. We call it April first.”
Numbers
A father had taken his small son to church. The boy sat passively until the minister announced: “We will now sing hymn four hundred and twenty-nine: ‘Ten Thousand Times Ten Thousand’….four hundred and twenty-nine.” Alarmed, the boy nudged his father: “Do we have to work this out?”
Drive
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
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