Some observations on life…
~ Aim low. Reach your goals. Avoid disappointment.
~ All generalisations are false.
~ All’s well that ends
~ Always make stupid moves, it confuses your opponent.
~ Take time to stop and smell the roses… but beware: sooner or later, you’ll inhale a bee.
~ Always try to be modest. And be VERY proud of it.
~ An atheist is a person who has no invisible means of support.
~ An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
~ Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.