Miscellaneous observations on life:
from Parish Pump
~ A lot of people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.
~ Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
~ Any small object, when dropped, will hide under a larger object.
~ Anyone can do any amount of work – provided it isn’t the work he/she is supposed to be doing.
~ Anyone who thinks talk is cheap never argued with a traffic warden.
~ Anything that is good and useful is made of chocolate.
~ One reason why a dog is such a lovable creature is that his tail wags instead of his tongue.
~ The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
From Parish Pump