Did you mean that?….
from Parish Pump
The following are genuine notes left for milkmen.
~ Dear Milkman: I’ve just had a baby, please leave another one.
~ Please don’t leave any more milk. All they do is drink it.
~ Please close the gate behind you because the birds keep pecking the tops of the milk.
~ Please cancel the milk. I have nothing coming into the house except two sons on the dole.
~ Please bring me a form about cheap milk, as my boyfriend has made me stagnant.
~ Please do not leave milk at no. 14 as he is dead until further notice.
From Parish Pump