The Parish Church of St John-at-Hampstead

1/12/2005

Not in front of the children

Standards set for Santas by British Santa Association.
This is true – honestly. I got it from Ceefax. In order to prevent Santas from turning up at amusement parks and department stores in scruffy beards or overlarge stomachs the British Santa Association has formed itself [from Santas one assumes] and set standards of appearance.